From the archives
On another theme entirely, my friend Tim Cavanaugh has sent this link to an extravagant article he wrote in the dying days of Suck.com on the Virgin Mary's contribution to the anti-communist crusade, which she had planned to title The God that Failed, before copyright infringement laws prevented her from doing so.

In confession, Cavanaugh noted that the Virgin Mary had done much more than Pope John Paul II to rout the Reds: "Just another case of a man being praised for a woman's job," said he, genuflecting.